Saturday, February 20, 2010

STFU Island

A local radio station has a STFU island (look up the acronym if you are unsure ). This is where they "send" people that they will never talk about again, like Jon Gosselin because he never really stops making dumb decisions or Octomom because they were sick of all the drama.

I like this idea, but instead I will send them there because the stupid things they do to, do in front of, say about or say to my children or other children. I, unlike the radio station, may rebanish them  if they make another stupid comment/move.

The first banished is a family member (yes, it does make me feel better than I can add "by marriage" to this description) for shouting, " I just call them n***ers" in front of my children. BANISHED!

The second is the woman who was crossing in front of me at a four way stop. Innocent you say? It really was, until I saw another woman in the back of the car bouncing a  6 month-ish old child...on her leg .  Are you kidding me?!  Both of you.. BANISHED!

Wow. That felt amazingly good.

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